Things That Made Me Happy Today

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Insemination Vest never fails.

Monday, April 9, 2012

Internets! I have missed you!

Today was a day filled to the brim with all AWESOME.

And Stewie fixed my computer and NOW I CAN COMPUTE!

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Well hey, it doesn't get (or smell) any more spring than that.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Takin' Scruff on An Adventure

** Things That Made Me Happy Three Days Ago

I am not nearly as good at window surfing as Scruffy is.

Scruffy's goal is to position himself on top of as many people as possible at one time.

During adventure time, Stewart engages in bizarre mating rituals in a quest to find his perfect mate:

He or she is out there somewhere, probably off in some other forest, shirtless and chest-pounding. Someday they'll find each other.

Monday, March 12, 2012

me: You could also try cooled hamburger grease, that is sure to send any lady running.

Or vegetable oil, even.

Just, next time you see her, POW, face full of vegetable oil.

Stewie: Not the lady I'm gunna marry

me: The lady you're gonna marry will LOVE to be coated in cooled hamburger grease.

Stewie: My ideal woman would have a cold hamburger grease sexual fetish

me: I suggest plastic sheets.

Stewie: I suggest vomit bags

me: Vomit only adds to the fun!

Stewie: Well I know, but if you fill a bunch of vomit bags up you can hang them over your head and pop them like confetti balloons

me: Were there vomit confetti balloons? THEN IT WAS A PARTY

Stewie: Ick.

me: Yep.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Long day at work means more enjoyable end-of-day puppy spooning.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Sometimes the best course of action is still awful and leaves you feeling nauseous, disgusted, and horribly sad.

What to put on your blog then?

Then the Scruff McGuff says, "Roo!" and we rub faces and I smell his dog fur and we cuddle and I think how nice it is that he is in the proper configuration, and alive and snuggly.

And! Isn't it nice that I'm alive too, and everyone I love is also and they are likewise stacked up right... feet, then legs, all the way up to their heads. All of us made up of so much meat, but wired up right and we get to be so much more.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Pretty St. Louis Pictures!

Pictures by Ben:

Yay! I'M IN THE ARCH!

A sleepy tiger at the zoo!

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

We went to the top of the arch and all my pictures were terrible!

Here is what Ben looked like riding in the arch pod.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

I'm in St. Louis!

Doin' nothing!

Earlier today, I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I put too much jelly on it. Jelly spilled out of the sandwich and onto my hand. If you think that is the worst thing that can happen while you are eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you are wrong! The worst thing that can happen is you do that, then go to wash your hand and forget that you are still holding the sandwich.

You are left a sad, messy person holding a soggy lump of peanut butter, jelly and bread.

"How did this all go so wrong?"

But, hey.

Monday, January 30, 2012

Chocolate cake for breakfast at 3:00 p.m.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Taco dip! YUMMO!

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

One million signatures!

(And one was mine and one was my grandma's!)

(Addendum: My not so nice grandma.*)

*Name changed from evil grandma.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Bein' a llama!

(If a llama had a shoulder angel, 95% of the time, it would just be sitting on his/her shoulder giving out lazy high fives and saying, "Yep. You win.")