me: You could also try cooled hamburger grease, that is sure to send any lady running.

Or vegetable oil, even.

Just, next time you see her, POW, face full of vegetable oil.

Stewie: Not the lady I'm gunna marry

me: The lady you're gonna marry will LOVE to be coated in cooled hamburger grease.

Stewie: My ideal woman would have a cold hamburger grease sexual fetish

me: I suggest plastic sheets.

Stewie: I suggest vomit bags

me: Vomit only adds to the fun!

Stewie: Well I know, but if you fill a bunch of vomit bags up you can hang them over your head and pop them like confetti balloons

me: Were there vomit confetti balloons? THEN IT WAS A PARTY

Stewie: Ick.

me: Yep.