Jenny's Birfday

Takin' Scruff on An Adventure

** Things That Made Me Happy Three Days Ago

I am not nearly as good at window surfing as Scruffy is.

Scruffy's goal is to position himself on top of as many people as possible at one time.

During adventure time, Stewart engages in bizarre mating rituals in a quest to find his perfect mate:

He or she is out there somewhere, probably off in some other forest, shirtless and chest-pounding. Someday they'll find each other.

VERY FUCKING SERENE!

Picture by Ryan:

me: You could also try cooled hamburger grease, that is sure to send any lady running.

Or vegetable oil, even.

Just, next time you see her, POW, face full of vegetable oil.

Stewie: Not the lady I'm gunna marry

me: The lady you're gonna marry will LOVE to be coated in cooled hamburger grease.

Stewie: My ideal woman would have a cold hamburger grease sexual fetish

me: I suggest plastic sheets.

Stewie: I suggest vomit bags

me: Vomit only adds to the fun!

Stewie: Well I know, but if you fill a bunch of vomit bags up you can hang them over your head and pop them like confetti balloons

me: Were there vomit confetti balloons? THEN IT WAS A PARTY

Stewie: Ick.

me: Yep.

Long day at work means more enjoyable end-of-day puppy spooning.

Sometimes the best course of action is still awful and leaves you feeling nauseous, disgusted, and horribly sad.

What to put on your blog then?

Then the Scruff McGuff says, "Roo!" and we rub faces and I smell his dog fur and we cuddle and I think how nice it is that he is in the proper configuration, and alive and snuggly.

And! Isn't it nice that I'm alive too, and everyone I love is also and they are likewise stacked up right... feet, then legs, all the way up to their heads. All of us made up of so much meat, but wired up right and we get to be so much more.

Pretty St. Louis Pictures!

Pictures by Ben:

Yay! I'M IN THE ARCH!

A sleepy tiger at the zoo!