I felt very successful today after I filled my to-do list with things I do anyway:

Done and fucking done!

That kid is crazy.

It was a good Thanksgiving couch pile.

What a nice family.

A Very PDQ Thanksgiving

What's open on Thanksgiving? Nothing! But PDQ is!

It was hopping!

Then we posed for pictures outside:

Yeah, it was cuter in Lady and the Tramp.

Happy Thanksgiving, JayJay

Minneapolis

We went to Minneapolis!

Pictures by Ben, except for the ones that are of Ben.

There were many large objects on the trip.

Winston

Winston, am I going to live forever??

Stewie: oh good, then you can be as sad as i

me: Excellent.

Sadness squared!

me: We can both be both sad and comforted by not being the only ones.

Stewie: thats crossing depression streams

me: No, it's like a twisty rope of sadness.

me: Even the comfort is sad in its own right, because it's just being comforted by other sadness.

This is great.

I feel sadder than ever, which, for some reason, makes me happy.

Oh shit.

I should put this on my blog.

Stewie: unliked

me: Unlike your mom, kitten balls.

Happy Recall Day!

Having Paws!

Jenny got me these for my birthday:

Pretty pictures, as always, by Ben.


They're socks but they also work as mittens if you want to have paws instead of hands. It's an interesting experiment. Like being blind for a day. Look mom! No opposable thumbs! If I only had a prehensile tail...


Edit from the future: I just realized I have depictions of TWO prehensile tails on the socks themselves!

Roots

Today I found out that one of my ancestors was a golem!

Also others were Hasidic royalty.

WIN WIN!

Corn Maze

Photos credit: Matt

It was corn amazing!

Bath Time!

Nice face!

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!

Once more before winter starts

Photos by Ben Face:

EXTRA SPECIAL BONUS: Cute dog on a tank!

Tonight I watched a lady win animals from a claw machine for over an hour. And judging by her animal pile, she had been there for at least an hour before. Judging by her cash pile, she was intending on staying for several more. She operated that claw machine with fierce determination and confidence!

I'm so ready for winter!

Q: How many stretchy gloves can I wear at one time?
A:


Eight!